💋 LOVE IS A LOSING GAME 💋 - Black Graphic Unisex T-Shirt by WICKED CLOTHES

Is your love life a constant rollercoaster of lust and passionate romances, where you're CERTAIN you've found THE JUAN.... followed by being stood up before your second date? Ahh well, think of all the great memories you shared... with that guy with the beard (Frankie? Francine? Francesco?), whatever, it was THE REAL DEAL. He (or she, guess you'll just have to imagine the happy ending to that love affair) must have just been y'know... attacked by a cougar or poisoned by a jealous cat, because their cat lived a better life than the cat who snuck in through an open window and slashed their jugular so badly that your ONE TRUE LOVE succumbed to the malicious and vengeful cat's murderous attack. YES, I SAID CAT, HAVENT YOU EVER SEEN A MAINCOON?? A DOMESTIC LYNX?? A... LARGE CAT WITH A MACHETE BEFORE??? Because otherwise... OBVIOUSLY you wouldn't be sitting there all gussied up with a bodysuit wedgie and too much blush, alone, at a De Dutch, at 11 am on a Sunday morning, waiting for your date because this situation is completely normal when someone just can't wait to sweep you off your feet, goddammit! So after an hour of texting and having each one returned to sender, you decide that it's an extra side of Hollandaise kinda day, and having realized how SOME CRAZY MISHAP must be to blame this time... just like the last 14 times (life is so random, isn't it?), you log back onto Tinder and start a-swipin. 15 times the charm, as they say, somewhere!!! Art by Catsneeze. Yes, really 🤔